I am annoying yet if you take the time to know me I am still annoying

 

xtremecaffeine:








Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas.

Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle…

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle.

fo shizzle.

All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag
To bring the good homies and bitches their swag



The chizzles were nizzled all snizzle in their bizzlesWhile visions of sizzle-pizzles danced in their hizzlesAnd mamma in her ker-chizzle and me in my cizzleHad just sizzled our brizzles for a long wizzle nizzle
When out on the lizzle their arizzle such a clizzleI sprizzle from the bizzle to see what was the mizzleAway to the wizzle I flew like a flizzleTore open the shizzle and thizzle up the sizzle
The mizzle on the brizzle of the nizzle-fizzle snizzleGave the lizzle of mid-dizzle to objects belizzleWhen, what to my wondizzling eyes should apizzleBut a miniature slizzle and eight tizzle reindizzle
With a lizzle old drizzle, so lizzle and quizzleI knew in a mizzle it must be St NizzleMore rizzle than eagles his coursers their cizzleAnd he whizzled and shizzled and cizzled them by nizzle!“Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prizzle and Vizzle!On Comet! On Cupid! On Dizzle and Blizzle!To the top of the window! To the top of the wall!‘Till the sweat drips from my balls, dash away all!”
As dry lizzle that before the hurricizzle flizzle,When they meet an obstacizzle, mount to the skizzle!So up to the hizzle-tizzle the cizzle they flizzleWith a slizzle full of tizzle, and St Nicolizzle too!
And then in a twizzle I heard on the rizzleThe prizzle and pizzle of each lizzle hizzleAs I drizzle in my hizzle, and was tizzle arizzleDown the chizzle St Nicolizzle cizzle with a bizzle!
He was dressed all in fur, from his cizzle to his fizzle,And his clothes were all tarnizzled with ashizzle and sizzleA bizzle of tizzles he had flizzle on his bizzleAnd he lizzled like a pizzle, just opizzling his pizzle!
His eyes, how they twizzled! His dizzles how mizzle!His chizzles were like rizzles, his nizzle like a chizzle!His drizzle little mizzle was drizzle up like a bizzle!And the bizzle of his chizzle was as whizzle as the snizzle!
The stizzle of his pizzle he hizzled tizzle in his tizzleAnd the snizzle it encizzled his hizzle like a wrizzleHe had a brizzle fizzle and a lizzle rizzle bizzleThat shizzled when he lizzled, like a bizzle fizzle of jizzle!
He was chizzle and plizzle, a rizzle jizzle old ezzleAnd I lizzled when I sizzled hizzle, in spizzle of mysizzle!A wizzle of his izzle, and a twizzle of his hizzleSoon gizzle me to knizzle I hizzle nizzle to drizzle
He spizzled nizzle a wizzle, but wizzled strizzle tizzle hizzle wizzleAnd fizzled all the stizzles, thizzle tizzled wizzle a jizzle!And lizzle his fizzle asizzle his nizzleAnd gizzle a nizzle, up the chizzle he rizzle!
He sprizzle to his slizzle, to his tizzle gizzle a whizzle,And awizzle they all flizzle lizzle thizzle dizzle of a thizzleBut I hizzle hizzle exclizzle, ‘ere he drizzle out of sizzle,
“HIZZLE CHRIZZLE TIZZLE IZZLE, AND TIZZLE IZZLE IZZLE GIZZLE-NIZZLE!”

xtremecaffeine:

Snoop Dogg is going to tell us the meaning of Christmas.

Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, and all through the hizzle…

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle.

fo shizzle.

All were awaiting Sizzle Clause and his bag

To bring the good homies and bitches their swag

The chizzles were nizzled all snizzle in their bizzles
While visions of sizzle-pizzles danced in their hizzles
And mamma in her ker-chizzle and me in my cizzle
Had just sizzled our brizzles for a long wizzle nizzle

When out on the lizzle their arizzle such a clizzle
I sprizzle from the bizzle to see what was the mizzle
Away to the wizzle I flew like a flizzle
Tore open the shizzle and thizzle up the sizzle

The mizzle on the brizzle of the nizzle-fizzle snizzle
Gave the lizzle of mid-dizzle to objects belizzle
When, what to my wondizzling eyes should apizzle
But a miniature slizzle and eight tizzle reindizzle

With a lizzle old drizzle, so lizzle and quizzle
I knew in a mizzle it must be St Nizzle
More rizzle than eagles his coursers their cizzle
And he whizzled and shizzled and cizzled them by nizzle!

“Now Dasher! Now Dancer! Now, Prizzle and Vizzle!
On Comet! On Cupid! On Dizzle and Blizzle!
To the top of the window! To the top of the wall!
‘Till the sweat drips from my balls, dash away all!”

As dry lizzle that before the hurricizzle flizzle,
When they meet an obstacizzle, mount to the skizzle!
So up to the hizzle-tizzle the cizzle they flizzle
With a slizzle full of tizzle, and St Nicolizzle too!

And then in a twizzle I heard on the rizzle
The prizzle and pizzle of each lizzle hizzle
As I drizzle in my hizzle, and was tizzle arizzle
Down the chizzle St Nicolizzle cizzle with a bizzle!

He was dressed all in fur, from his cizzle to his fizzle,
And his clothes were all tarnizzled with ashizzle and sizzle
A bizzle of tizzles he had flizzle on his bizzle
And he lizzled like a pizzle, just opizzling his pizzle!

His eyes, how they twizzled! His dizzles how mizzle!
His chizzles were like rizzles, his nizzle like a chizzle!
His drizzle little mizzle was drizzle up like a bizzle!
And the bizzle of his chizzle was as whizzle as the snizzle!

The stizzle of his pizzle he hizzled tizzle in his tizzle
And the snizzle it encizzled his hizzle like a wrizzle
He had a brizzle fizzle and a lizzle rizzle bizzle
That shizzled when he lizzled, like a bizzle fizzle of jizzle!

He was chizzle and plizzle, a rizzle jizzle old ezzle
And I lizzled when I sizzled hizzle, in spizzle of mysizzle!
A wizzle of his izzle, and a twizzle of his hizzle
Soon gizzle me to knizzle I hizzle nizzle to drizzle

He spizzled nizzle a wizzle, but wizzled strizzle tizzle hizzle wizzle
And fizzled all the stizzles, thizzle tizzled wizzle a jizzle!
And lizzle his fizzle asizzle his nizzle
And gizzle a nizzle, up the chizzle he rizzle!

He sprizzle to his slizzle, to his tizzle gizzle a whizzle,
And awizzle they all flizzle lizzle thizzle dizzle of a thizzle
But I hizzle hizzle exclizzle, ‘ere he drizzle out of sizzle,

“HIZZLE CHRIZZLE TIZZLE IZZLE, AND TIZZLE IZZLE IZZLE GIZZLE-NIZZLE!”

(Source: snooplionwearingsillyhats)

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

(Source: heathledgers)

peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.
Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

peachberrylove:

aph-lovelies:

commanderofdeath:

Here. Have a cute ghost.

Drag it. It’s transparent.

jESUS CHRIST, MAN

I FUCKING SPAT OUT MY MILK OMG

(Source: papa-erwin)

sodamnrelatable:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

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(Source: imcolinmorgaynow)

another-shade-of-me:

First week of school:

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Second week of school:

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Third week of school:

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Fourth week of school:

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pok-e-mommy:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Does she have the voice of snow white?

staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.